Silly Stuff

I love to laugh, and my humor tends to be light – sometimes even ridiculously silly. These pieces are of that vein.

TIMBITS NEWSFLASH! Ebola Patient Released After Misdiagnosis - Man beats his Ebola diagnosis Love-Game.

Chopped Writers - A literary parody of the popular Food Network game show - featuring William Shakespeare, JRR Tolkien, and the ever mysterious Anonymous.

Twinkly - Five variations on Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.

The Zombie Shelter - An apartment is fashioned out of ruins; a hungering terror approaches; an unemployed man has way too much time on his hands. THE ZOMBIE SHELTER Now playing in a Timbit near you.

OP-ED – Please, Please Use “OCD” Correctly - A psychologist's plea for the discriminate use of technical terms - a Timbits Newsflash

Unfit Bits - Timbits extras: jokes, pictures, and comments that didn't make it into previous posts. Most are rather silly.

Media Storm Naming System Unveiled - Media hype to get the same treatment as winter weather! A Timbits Newsflash

The Fall of the Arcadian Snow King - There is no fall like a King's from Glory. In a snow fort.

The Whine Sommelier - Would you like to take your complaining to the next level? Our staff Whine Sommelier offers tips and critiques that could elevate even amateur grumbles to an art form. A Timbits Newsflash advice column.

Health Group Demands Grandma Cooking Ban - Nutritionists: You can't go home again without serious health risks. A Timbits Newsflash

Campaign Speech - Even uncontested elections can get vicious.

Workplace Poems - Poems inspired by moments at work - some even written on scraps of paper while on the job. Some are of the laugh-to-keep-from-crying variety.

CDC Locates Patient Zero in Yawn Epidemic - The most tiresome week since the Big Sleep of 1954 will finally come to an end. A Timbits Newsflash

Elmer’s Announces Low Carb Paste - Elmer's Products, Inc. is the latest company responding to the national call for healthier school supplies. A Timbits Newsflash